parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
onlylolgifs: Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Why do I like you?
vedillabean: good question, sadly.. i cant answer that. why? i have no clue. maybe its just how you are, your personality, your looks, your vibe, everything about you just makes me smile, and to put it simply, i just fell for you. no reason, just over the simple fact that its fun being with you. i think that’s a good enough reason is it not?
me: you're really funny
parents: thats my beautiful daughter
relatives: wow you get prettier every day
friends: you look adorable today
boys: so, hmm.... how did you escape the zoo?
My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
My Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
Me: don't talk to me