Where's my PENCIL???
Person: Hey, can I borrow a pencil for the day?
Me: Sure. -Hands pencil-
THE NEXT DAY
Me: Hey, where's my pencil?
Person: I lost it. But I'll buy you a new one.
3 YEARS LATER
Me: Where's my pencil?
Person: Oh, I haven't been to Walmart to buy you one.
What the hell. You "apparently" haven't been to Walmart in the pass 3 years....Were you trapped in a box? Like Really? That's your excuse? You owe me a motherfucking pencil. T_T
Sometimes, I'm tired of saying "it's okay" after...
Reblog If You Remember . . .
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A girl gets jealous cause she’s afraid to lose you. When she sees you talking to another girl, she gets nervous. When she hears things about you and another girl, she assumes things. When she sees you with another girl, she panics.
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
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I'm the type of person that would :
xsimplyevellyn: nathaliee: Tell you when I have a wedgie Hit you randomly Remind you that I need to go pee a million times until I go. Punch you when you get a better grade then me Tickle you at the most randomest moments Tackle you out of no where Shout random words that aren’t even in the dictionary Most importantly, be there for you no matter what . Its true. (:
When you try to be cute laughing.
justshortoflovely: Expectation: Reality:
your welcome Maradi. (:
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,...
I’M STILL SINGLE
Those feelings you get when you lose someone...
painandhappiness: ayeeitsrubymae: At first I’m like, Then I notice that they’re really gone and I’m like, Then I think of all the memories.. and repeat.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Reblog if you have more posts than followers.
That moment when you see a girl hugging your...
sincerelyjulia: At first you’re like: And then you’re like: But inside you’re like:
The best joke you ever told me was I love you
Because I actually fell for it.
When your teacher gets you confused with the...
abriannebrooke: You answer the question: Then your teacher just HAS to confuse you by saying “Are you sure?” You say “Yeah, I think I’m right.” They reply “YES?!?!?!?!?” They make it sound wrong… You reply “N-no wait NO!” Then now they say “NO?!?!?” They ALSO make that answer sound wrong… Your all like “WHAT THE F— Ok you know, never mind..” LOLOL.