That moment when,
Someone hella cute starts following you on tumblr:
Then you read their description and they’re the same age:
Then you read that they live in fucking Narnia:
When your phone rings and you turn into a fucking athlete to get it
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like "No, don't eat your finger." So that's why you can't.
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone's house and you don't like their cooking
I want to date someone weird,
We could be like this:
And all the time we could be like:
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be Janice and Damien from Mean Girls
When you get a cute text and you sit there and smile at your phone to yourself.